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Monday, December 9, 2013

Bode.

So first of all lets pretend I didn't fail at writing more blog posts for my trip to Austria. Whoops. I decided earlier this morning that I would make a new years resolution to post more, then I realized that doing that was just another form of procrastination because I would start posting more in January. Well I am making a resolution to post more now. Take that procrastination. Ha. The topic of this post was going to be about racing this past weekend, but I was slow. Really slow. So luckily my bud Bode gave me something to write about. Now don't think that I didn't find Ted’s run incredibly impressive, but there is a soft spot in my heart for Mr. Miller.

Bode.

            Picture little 4’ 10” 75 lb me sitting on the floor of my parents bedroom in NY long before I had ever ski raced. I was a freshman in high school and pretty darn impressionable. I still remember sitting on the salmon pink wall to wall carpeting watching Bode’s face on 60 minutes flash across the archaic 32 inch boob tube nestled in the built-in shelving of my parent’s bed room. I was completely mystified by the man on the screen. The iconoclast in front of me was breaking all boundaries, kicking ass and taking names. Honestly that's when I knew I wanted to race. To me Mr. Miller was a true underdog defeating the odds. I spent the following days closing the sliding door to the homework room, off the kitchen, so that I could pretend I was a ski racer being interviewed on 60 minutes in peace. I kid you not. I had dreams about ski racing. I knew what I wanted. And I wanted it badly. I did countless hours of research on both Bode Miller and sport. By the time the Olympics started, that winter I knew more about the rules and athletes competing than many seasoned veteran fans. The obsession had begun.

            As time went on and I entered the sport many controversies about Bode and his lifestyle ensued. I never wavered. To this day I hold Bode in the highest regard. Not because of his lifestyle, but because of his grit and strength of mind. The only role model I have ever encountered who has had an even stronger affect on me is my father, and I can tell you, nobody will ever top his unwavering wonderful influence on me. So when I was driving back from Stratton yesterday, evening as my copilot and teammate refreshed the Beaver Creek results, I had a smile stretched from ear to ear. To say I was happy could not be a bigger understatement. So here’s to you Bode. A 30 second dance party in your honor. #bodeisback faster than ever.



Thursday, October 31, 2013

Austrians are OBSESSED with Avicii


For the record, my entire time in Austria Levels and Wake Me Up by Avicii were alternating. It is safe to say the Austrians are obsessed.


Below is the extremely long account of my trip. For the next 5 Days I will post an installment about the details of my trip (you get to read about two days today, because the first day was so incredibly boring it wouldn’t be fair to only post that today…)

So as I sit here writing about my trip to Sรถlden from the Innsbruck airport I am beginning to realize that I am taking a significant risk, because the trip is not yet over and I could be leaving out some intensely interesting details. I have made the executive decision that I will continue to write and will update any actual readers by editing the final installment of this post. I am not convinced that anybody actually reads my blog post, unless I specifically tell him or her that I have posted a new one by tagging him or her in a Facebook post. Well I will not be doing that for this post, I will post a link on my Facebook but I won’t be tagging anyone. I guess this will be a good test to see who actually looks at my blog (or doesn’t).
            I guess we will start with day 1: Day one begins rather boringly. I wake up, study for my midterm at 11:30. Go to class from 8:30 to 10, and then again from 10:15 to 11. I then suffer through a grueling international business management exam where I answer 25 multiple choice questions and write 4 (yes I said 4!) essays in an hour in 15 minutes. I then sit through the longest feeling class I have ever encountered (I don’t think it helped that it is a class on how to do and income tax) from 1:30 to 2:15. I then sprint back to my apartment change into some suitable travel attire, load the car, drive quickly to get my forgotten long underwear and outlet converter. Speed to the airport just to get stuck in traffic 2 miles from the airport, thanks to my handy travel companion Elfred, my GPS, I took the carpool lane which saved my ass. Check in at the desk and manage somehow to avoid overweight baggage fees on my 67lb bag. Stand in line at security just to reach the checkpoint and be reminded that I cannot bring my water in my Nalgene through so I am forced to chug it while everyone laughs at me. Solid. While waiting in the airport I try to send an essay that won’t send creating a large amount of stress for me and quite a spectacle for the other travelers watching me struggle and curse at my laptop. Sweet. Board the flight and sit next to a 50 something year old lady with a nice Rolex on one arm and a Cartier watch on the other (2 watches, I kid you not) and a very nice Hermes Birkin bag. If this hour-long flight had first class, she would have been sitting in it. I’m not quite sure why she didn’t have a private plane. She seemed revolted by my large backpack and ski boots. It didn’t help that the overhead was full so all my shit had to fit under my seat. De-plane in Toronto and walk through some very nice art sculptures to a place that sells poutine directly across from my gate, stuff my face for 5 minutes and board the long flight over the Atlantic. Much to my surprise, the flight is not full and I get a row to myself. Close my eyes, day 1 is over. Not riveting, and not exciting in the least. The trip has begun. Sweet.
            Day 2… Land in Munich. Feel sick. Dehydrated. Whoops. I always underestimate how shitty long flights make me feel. Chug water. Attempt to communicate with a customs agent on how to get to my gate. Fail. Walk to the wrong area. Walk back to the right area. After I go through ticket check area at the gate I go down some stairs and through a basement corridor that doesn’t look like its for passengers and onto a bus.  Ride on the bus for a solid 15 minutes across the tarmac passed some sweet massive double decker planes to a 20-passenger propeller plane. Now, I’m not scared of flying, but this did unsettle me just a bit. Wait in the bus for another 5 minutes while some guy gets out of a Porsche cayenne and boards the plane. Get on and fall right asleep. Wake up as we are flying over a mountain. It looks pretty close but I think to myself “its probably not really that close” then I see some sort of antelope and I can make out the ridges on its horns it is so fucking close! Now I’m seriously freaked out. I can’t stop thinking about that darn discovery channel show about the world’s most dangerous airports. I’m fairly certain that Innsbruck was not one of them, but I can only remember that one with the beach next to it so I’m not quite sure. Luckily sometimes a rough approach leads to a smooth landing. Deplane. Bus, to train, to Bus all the while struggling with my massive ski bag. No seats on any of these vehicles. Arrive in Sรถlden. Score! Nap. Bib draw. I’m not quite sure that I can do this bib draw justice. It will definitely be a test of my subpar writing skills. So picture a small area about 10,000 square feet filled with people shoulder to shoulder. A ton of people. Like I mean a ton of freaking people. The bib draw is pure awesomeness. The announcers are speaking a ton of different languages and everybody is cheering and drinking. There are cowbells and horns, buzzers and megaphones. Music the whole time. Dinner after the bib draw. No English. Ordered some meat thing. It was good.  I then proceeded to have one of the best nights sleep I have had in recent memory.









Please excuse the formatting difficulties, I swear it is trickier than it seems.
Thanks for reading! See you tomorrow!

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Life Lessons Are Best Learned On The Side Of A Mountain

So I sat down to write this post about everything skiing as taught me. Being true to my nature I seem to have taken on a task that, simply put,  is to arduous. So in order to make it to bed at a reasonable hour and keep my sanity. I have decided to write the top 3 things that skiing has taught me ( please excuse this post's sappy nature, but I am currently listening to the acoustic version of Wake Me Up, and feeling oddly sentimental). Interestingly enough I recently was assigned to write a paper about the top 3 things I have learned since the start of my college education. Even more interesting was the fact that when all was said and done with that paper, not a single thing that I wrote down was learned in a formal educational setting. This paper was also the very first of my college career in which the periods were not grossly enlarged and that I actually wrote more than the bare minimum of the length requirement... This leads me to the first thing I have learned from skiing...

  1. The most success is achieved when you are madly in love with what you are doing. It is not a secret that skiing was my first love. I can work for hours on end at just about anything skiing related, without batting an eye. Ask me to sit down and write a paragraph about just about anything else and I will procrastinate like no other. Take this post for example, I am actually enjoying writing it! (say what?) I never thought that I would enjoy writing anything. Anything.
  2. Life isn't black and white. It isn't all about winning and losing. At some point for every single racer, the competitive racing ends. No matter what level you race at, it will end at some point. This simple fact has lead me to believe that it can't all be about winning and losing. After racing is over, there are no clocks, no start wands and no finish lines. It's the many shades of gray that make life interesting. Skiing is no different.
  3. Friends make everything better. Well duh! This point is short because, well really, what can I say that will illustrate this more perfectly than skiing down a run with a bunch of your friends, all smiles from cheek to cheek. Come on, seriously, what is more fun than a Chinese downhill when no one is looking?


So in the words of Aloe Blacc "So wake me up when it's all over, When I'm wiser and I'm older, All this time I was finding myself, And I didn't know I was lost" Yes, Aloe Black actually wrote the song and sings it on the Avicii Album. Mind= Blown. 


Goodnight ski friends!


Tuesday, October 1, 2013

#MAKEITHAPPEN

I am  beyond privileged to call Hailey Duke one of my friends. For those of you that don't know, Hailey is back on snow after having a tumor on her pituitary removed last winter/spring. I could tell you all about Hailey and her story, but I would not be able to do her justice. Hailey's sights are set Sochi and she is just the girl for the job. 
help her #skitosochi and #makeithappen

 Visit her website and see how you can be a part of TeamDukeUSA



Sunday, August 25, 2013

I know sappy posts are boring to read. That being said, I needed to write one:

This summer in Govy has taught me more than I could have imagined, certainly more than one post can cover. I have met so many wonderful people who have showed me so many more aspects of this industry than I ever knew existed. Every single time I think I've learned about each part of the vast industry that my life is based on, another part astonishes me and I realize that I haven't even reached the tip of the iceberg that is this ski community. I can't help but feel terribly gifted every night when I lay down and reflect on my days here. As I grow up and try to find my way in the ski world, I have begun to learn that, ironically, it has little if not nothing to do with my actual skiing. So many times we get caught up as individuals in this world because, lets face it, it's an individual sport. In reality the skiing community isn't about our accomplishments as individuals but as a family together, where we learn and grow from each other and our shared love of the sport. 

I have crossed paths with so many people who play completely different roles in the ski world. I have learned so much from you all and I am eternally grateful. This community is so vibrant and each of its members bring something new to the table. From park skiers continually pushing color coordination boundaries, to racers trying to pull the radius of an impossibly straight ski, to big mountain pros hucking themselves off of cliffs I could only dream of; the whole idea of sliding on snow brings out the kid in each of us in the best possible way. From the upper echelon of this industry all the way down to the J5, we all feel the same skiing spirit. I have truly found a family in skiing, a family that has welcomed me with open arms.

A love for the mountains and the ski life is something that I wish I could bestow upon everyone, but it seems like only a select few become fully enthralled with its magic. I guess the only thing I can do is be thankful that I have fallen head over heals in love with skiing because to say it has changed my life, would be an understatement.


"We all come from the mountains, but we are not all of the mountains. Those of us who are, we children of the wilderness, must return to it again and again, until the day we don't come back leaving only that which was touched along the way."


Saturday, August 10, 2013

Father Knows Best

Parent "x": "Hi, this is my daughter "x". She is 9, she has been talking to the rep and would like to demo some skis. She is a very strong skier."

Me: "Oh sure, what length ski would she like"?

Parent "x": "135 SL"

Me: "Ok sure let me grab them"

Parent "x", as I begin to adjust the bindings: "can you please mount the bindings 15mm forward, oh also can you please use adult bindings, I'm not a fan of junior bindings"

Me: "sorry, I can't really do that, the plates are predrilled and since your daughter has a 254 sole length her boot wont fit in an adult binding".

Parent "x": well she is a VERY  strong skier. She is very fast. Can you please set her DINs on 11."

Me:" The bindings only go up to 7.5 but I can set it on that if you would like"

Parent "x" : well i guess so but i know her skis from last year were moved exactly 15mm forward so it is possible for you to do that and I wish you would. She also has adult bindings on her skis"

Me: " oh thats interseting. Is there anything else I can help you with today sir"

____I hand him the skis_____

Parent "x: "these are 136's, I asked for 135's, Could I please have those?"

Me: "I don't think Head makes a 135, would you like me to check for you"

Parent "x": "we don't have time for that right now, we are going rafting."

Me: "oh sorry about that, see you tomorrow"



Throughout this entire conversation "x" has been picking her nose and looking at the boogers. She must be some prodigy.